All About Her: The Secret Ritual That Changed Our Mondays

Some couples have Netflix & Chill Mondays and watch a TV show together. We have Yoni Pleasure Palace.

It began years ago as a playful idea—my partner announcing on a Monday evening, “Tonight is all about you.” Somewhere along the way, that turned into a ritual. A weekly commitment. A promise that no matter what life throws at us, Monday nights are sacred.

Yoni Night is her night. Only her.

The Rules of Yoni Night

• No penis allowed. No penetration from him.

• All focus is on her—her body, her senses, her pleasure.

• She is bathed, pampered, massaged, adored.

• Her yoni is worshipped—kissed, stroked, sucked, strummed, teased, and brought to climax. Once, thrice, as many times as her body craves.

• Toys, ropes, shibari, blindfolds—anything that heightens her experience—is encouraged.

Think of it as a spa day, but between lovers, and the massage ends with orgasms. Strictly Hers only.

The Ritual

It begins before the first touch. The room is prepared—candles glowing, rhythmic sensual music playing, sheets freshly laundered, lubes and oils at hand, toys (optional) cleaned and within reach. The space feels different from any other night. It smells of warm oil and scented candles.

She arrives knowing there’s nothing expected of her except to receive. Clothes come off at her own pace. A warm bath or shower might start the evening, with gentle washing, slow caresses, and whispered affirmations.

From there, her body is explored in detail. Massage oil warms between his hands before being stroked over shoulders, down her back, along thighs. He lingers—not rushing to her yoni, but circling it in anticipation, teasing her until her body aches for more.

Then, the worship begins. Mouth, tongue, fingers, sometimes toys—each movement dedicated to her pleasure. No rush. No “finishing” her off. Just an unhurried build-up, waves of bliss, and the beautiful aftershocks of multiple climaxes.

Roleplay the Evening

One of the most intoxicating things about Yoni Night is that it doesn’t have to be the same every week. Variety isn’t just fun—it’s essential.

Some nights, your “therapist” might be gentle and tender, moving with slow, sensual precision, whispering encouragement, kissing you as if you’re fragile porcelain.

Other times, he might have you bound and tethered, restrained with rope or cuffs, surrendering control entirely to his hands and mouth.

And then there are the nights where he’s more forceful and firm, holding you in place, making you take every lick, suck, and stroke until you’re trembling and breathless.

Mix it up. Surprise each other. Keep her guessing how the evening will unfold. Variety keeps anticipation alive—and anticipation is the gateway to deeper desire.

Adding Anticipation

To make Yoni Night even hotter, we created a private WhatsApp chat like our Erotic Obsessions Chat Room—just for our Monday night appointments. Every Monday morning, there’s an appointment confirmation. Not just a “tonight at 9” message, but a preview.

It might say:

“Tonight’s Yoni Pleasure opens at 9:30pm. Expect to be sponged in a warm bath, slow shibari, a blindfold, and my mouth and hands worshipping you until you forget your name.”

She reads it during the day, her mind already preparing, her body already stirring.

The wonderful anticipation of Monday

Fairness is Sexy: His Night

After a few weeks, we realised the only thing better than Yoni Night… was having a His Night too.

Tuesdays became his. Same rules. She can use her hands, mouth, body —but no intercourse. He is to be pleasured without giving in return. She might tease him by lap dancing or by masturbating in front of him, edging him, drawing it out until he’s desperate and cums so hard it's like a slice of his soul came with it.

It’s indulgent. It’s hot. And it creates a beautiful balance—both giving and receiving without the expectation of reciprocation in the moment.

The Wednesday Payoff

By the time Wednesday Date Night rolls around (our ritual for decades), we’re both on edge—in the best possible way. Two nights of building sexual energy, teasing, and focused intimacy makes Wednesday explode into something primal.

It’s not just sex. It’s the release of all that built-up desire to combine together.

Why It Works

Yoni Night and His (Lingam) Night force you to slow down. To be present. To truly explore and indulge in your partner without rushing toward your own orgasm but to selflessly give pleasure to them. They make you anticipate, and anticipation is the oxygen of desire.

Try it for a month. One night for her. One night for him. By week four, you’ll wonder how you ever went without it.